theyellowbrickroad:

mickey minaj

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majortvjunkie:

How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?

Call and say you cannot cum

~follow for loads of semen jokes~

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nachos420:

Are you a boy or a girl??? Yes. I am a boy or a girl

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aanguish:

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rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

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